I want an “Asstastic” booty!
Let me explain…
Asstastic Definition: A complimentary statement of one’s posterior. Synonym: Bootylicious Example: “Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!”
Okay, let’s face it, we aren’t all perfect in every imaginable way. Some of us have to work at it – especially since there is no retouching in real life!
Want my advice? Two easy tips: 1. Stairs (great for perking up the butt) and 2. FatGirlSlim by Bliss, the overnight cellulite stopper $36 – Though if you’re anything like me and like to take charge of your body than you’ll want the Bliss Lean Machine, a Spa-Powered Body Contouring System $145 too. The cream is effective, but along with the vacuum assisted massager which encourages lymphatic drainage and helps to contour your skin visibly reducing cellulite, to ensure that you’re “trouble areas” are left smooth and dimple free.
Sounds easy, right? Well, it’s tedious and sometimes even I forget, but trust me it works. I’m not hawking a product… I’m letting you in on my little secret.
Cellulite can be caused by just looking at sweets and tasty treats (I think almost every woman would agree) but the real ass killer is carbonation – soda, sparkling water, champagne – goes straight to your butt! This is something I swear by and trust to use to get ready for photo shoots, fashion week, filming movies and bikini summers. I hate admitting I don’t wake up looking and feeling perfect every morning, but who does? It is the littlest things that can make the biggest difference.